We're on superestrogen overload, babes. All the the blond bitchiness of the Hills cast, Miley's gag-inducing girliness and even Adam Lambert's superfab man-femininity. So we're on the hunt for some über-charged testosterone, and what better place to find find celeb dude dish than Spike TV's Guys Choice Awards, right?
What's the difference between a Guy and a Man?
Judd Apatow: A very good question! A man probably wouldn't be here right now. But a guy is here.
Malin Ackerman: I'm married to a man. A man has incentives in their life, who initiates, who takes charge, cooks, cleans, opens doors. A guy is somebody who likes to go to frat parties.
Asher Roth: A guy is more boobs and butt. A man is more about his priorities—providing for the family, good posture, mowing the lawn.
Which one are you right now?
Roth: Right now I'm a 23-year-old guy!
Much more celeb man-handling after the jump, including some goss on the Guyest Guy in all of H'wood…no surprise who it is!
Best celeb example of a Man?
Malin Ackerman: A man would be Viggo Mortensen. Or Bill Paxton in Big Love. To handle three women at once, ya gotta give it to him.
And a Guy?
Akerman: A guy would be somebody like Seth Rogen. Who I love, don't get me wrong, but he strikes me more as a guy.
Are you digging the skinny Seth Rogen?
Akerman: He looks good either way. Whatever makes him happy, he should go for it.
How about you, Judd, since ya know Rogen so well. Think Seth's just as funny skinny than hefty?
Apatow: I like skinny Seth Rogen. I like all sizes of Seth Rogan. He can do no wrong by me. He's in our movie Funny People, and he looks great. Maybe he's in his midweight! But I think he looks great. It's good for him! Whatever makes him happy. He's probably just bored of pizza.
Maybe Judd doesn't know Seth as well as we thought!
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