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Shocker—New Moon is dominating the box office. The second Twi flick grossed $26.3 million just in midnight showings. Sorry Twi haters, but this franchise is here to stay.

We've done enough talking on New Moon this, Twilight that, so now it's your turn.

No doubt many of you are going to check out the flick this weekend and we want to hear your thoughts. That nasty Answer B!tch posted a semi-genius review of NM broken down into movie ratings based on your Twilight devotion.

As you all head to the theater to check out not very much R.Pattz, but more Kristen and Taylor, let us if you think Twilight 2 lives up to its hype.

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Hate Twilight? Here's what your missing in our New Moon Rising Gallery

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"I mean, a lot of it has to do with what's fun and exciting. But, I think I have the advantage of being a chameleon. I want to play every and any role—I don't want to be stuck in one place. It's important to reach out to every demographic." 

—New Moon's Ashley Greene, when we asked her how she picks and chooses what press to do. Like her Maxim cover, for example, rather than other teen-centric mags. Rob, Kristen, and Taylor probably don't get that much of a choice since the entire movies focus around them, but its clear Ash wants to be seen as not just a franchised chick. Don't ya think? 

Better question: Is it working?

Check out the New Moon Mag Covers gallery to see more with the whole cast!

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New Moon is going to open huge today, no doubt about it, so it's never too soon to look ahead. 

We recently chatted with producer, Bill Bannerman, and screenwriter Melissa Rosenberg, about what fans can expect for Eclipse—the third film in The Twilight Saga, due next summer. Many reports have called it much darker with new director David Slade (Hard Candy, 30 Days of Night), so we asked if it their PG-13 audience would still be able to hang. 

Plus, we've got more updates for you on the fate of Breaking Dawn...

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Darlings, we were going to give you a New Moon Vice update, but for all of you who are so sick of vampires you could cry blood. We'll reward you by bringing back an oldie but yummy-goodie. 

Remember Crotch-Uh-Lastic? The hunky, rising, male star who would hire men to come back to his Hills pad, dress up in some swim trunks and get the naughty party started?

We can't believe it's almost been two years, but Crotch has officially risen, like a hunky hero out of burning celeb-saturated waters! Mr. Uh-Lastic has solidified himself as a respected Hollywood actor, which means it's time to be even more discreet 'bout his homolicious ways...

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"Five."

—So reveals our inside Desperate Housewives source regarding the total number of deaths resulting from this season's cliffhanger plane catastrophe. We're told it's the result of two passengers on the small aircraft getting into an argument

They die, too, by the by, as do some darling, dear residents on the ground on Wisteria Lane. Gosh, think those might be Teri Hatcher and her crackhead dietician up there in that plane bitching away? Never know! And let's hope!

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See what other shows are up to in the Spoiler Stills: TV gallery.

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While supporting fellow rock babe Mary Weiland during her book party (Fall to Pieces) at Book Soup in West Hollywood, Dave Navarro told me he's "Team Nobody," when I asked if he was on Edward or Jacob's bus.

"I'm an adult," sniffed Carmen Electra's tattooed and famously ab-licious ex, with more derision than I have for stars like Paris Hilton who buy dogs from puppy mills. 

Jeez, who does this dude think he is, Miley Cyrus, or something?

Why can't the Red Hot Chili Pepper-pot share the vampire love, already? I mean, he kinda looks like one, right? 

"Yeah, I started this look," insisted the bearded demi-dude all in black and multiple tatts.

"Gosh, Dave, you're not even into True Blood?," I asked. 

Suddenly, Navarro looked like I said he has the most unbeatable tummy muscles in the world:

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Dear Ted:
So Megan Fox is trying to go a different route with her image now because "women think she's a slut"? I'm sure her negative image has nothing to do with the fact that the persona she was projecting was so obviously just a calculated ploy to titillate men, like some cheesy sorority girl who makes out with other chicks to get more attention. Now she's trying to sell herself as a homebody? Please. I can understand wanting to keep some things personal, but here's a novel idea: Shut your trap! And stop doing the tacky pictures with the tongue out.
—Bbrey

Dear Foxless:
I don't think she's going as far as being a homebody, but the Fox-er has been less of a trotter lately, keeping more to herself...and guess what...that's OK! We still love her and want to see what media-persona she's going to push on us next. Of course, we fully reserve the right to barf all over it, if we so choose.

Dear Ted:
Now I am convinced you have something against Gerard Butler! You never answer any questions regarding him. Are you jealous of him? I just wanted to know if he has been the subject of any BV's since you last absolved him of any sins. November is a long ways from July! Has he any women(an)? Rumors? And don't say: Jen Maniston, Jess or Lindsay cuz we know those are all jokes. Anyone real?
—Deanna

Dear No Hatin':
GB is not the type to have a steady gal by his side. He wants to settle down about as much as John Mayer does. And please, why would I be jealous of him? He can't even pick up girls, and I don't want to. 

Dear Ted:
Ted, so are Taryn and Robert Pattinson dating on the side 'cause she made a comment she has seen him more than her family? Which I am hoping is not very much, as you do love your Robsten.
—Arabella

Dear Love Affair:
Don't worry, Taryn and Rob's relaysh is same as with me and R.Pattz, i.e., strictly platonic. Damn. Still, we're both Team Robsten, even if we're both equally insulted Robert didn't as us to take off our clothes. 

Dear Ted:
What is the dirt on Hayden Panettiere? Or is she really as good as she'd like us to believe?
—Luv 

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New Moon hits theaters at midnight, which is why we've made this week nonstop Twilight (next week for you haters we'll try and just stop, promise). As Twilight fever hits, I sink my teeth into the top truths and lies about the slurp-a-sexy New Moon cast.

You'll never guess how it ends...

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Twilight's Nikki Reed sat down with Rachael Ray to promote New Moon, and that dubious chef and fake nicey-type got Nikki to spill some deets about her love life.

Relax, Team Kristen, Reed had nothing to say on Robert Pattinson.

It was all about her current beau, Paris Latsis, and how her new lovah has made her a better person and made her quit her nasty habits...

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"I think Megan Fox was actually touted once. Which is ridiculous! I don't know how that happened. That poor girl is so saturated [in the media] with sex."

—Our new New Moon crush Charlie Bewley, when we asked him if he pays attention to all of the hookup rumors surrounding the Twi-cast.

Geez, no idea where the Fox rumor could have gotten started! One of our Vancouver spies still swears something happened between Robert Pattinson and foxy Fox, but who really knows.

As for which girl Mr. Bewley had his eye on? Seems too many of the female leads were already swooped up...

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Dear Ted:
Who does Miley Cyrus think she is these days? First, claiming she's never heard a Jay-Z song and that she doesn't listen to pop music? And now, I've read reports that she is dissing the Twilight series. Based on the quotes it seems like she is going out of her way to alienate her own fan base. What's her deal, and will her fans continue to be loyal if she keeps it up?
—C

Dear Mouthy Miley:
Please, this letter is exactly what she wants! Since not everyone is focusing on all-Miley, all-the-time, she needs to stir up some trouble. Leave those kinda comments to Megan Fox, Miles, she does it way better.

Dear Ted:
I was just looking through People's Sexiest Man issue. How many of the drool worthy guys pictured in that issue are something other than hetero? Adam Lambert is one, so 2-3? 4? More than 5? Or would it be easier and less litigious for me to ask you which ones are straight as an arrow?
—Sebastiadams

Dear Yummy Edition:
People's (Out) Gayest Men Alive just wouldn't really sell, now would it?

Dear Ted:
What's the deal with Peter Facinelli and Kellan Lutz? Are they just friends or do they have some hidden secrets? Any goss to share on them?
—Kym

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Halle Berry, looking spectacular with no makeup again, catching a production of Dreamgirls at the Apollo in New York—and without that handsome, younger baby daddy of hers, Gabriel Aubry.

Totally dig how this honey blabs all over the place about how she and Aubry will "never marry" and that she's not exactly great "relationship material." Dunno about that.

Love it when couples have the guts to venture out publicly without being cemented to each other's sides, as was the case Tuesday night when Ms. B, I'm told, was accompanied by a man associated with the production, not Halle's love life. Good to know, since actress H and model G are superliciously hot together and also have a second kid on the way!

Oh, further fashion crime: Berry was wearing the most boring sweater possible and she still managed to look like she'd just come out of a bitchin' Gap photo shoot or something.

Far more fashion conscious and man-concerned back in L.A. was onetime Kellan Lutz toy and Beverly Hills 90210 sexpot...

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