Love means never having to say I won't slander you to media sharks in an effort to destroy you and the franchise you've turned yourself into. 

Of course, nothing close to actual love has anything to do with Paris Hilton's My New BFF, as the star has her bitch skills set on stun. See how fast she goes from hugs and kisses to "talk to you never" as yet another desperate human aspiring to become Hilton's imaginary BFF is kneecapped by the two-faced ice queen.  

At this rate, she's really going to have to start lowering her standards.