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Paris Hilton took a break from her new gig as head tumbler on the Albanian Olympic gymnastics team to drop by the Fox Reality Channel Really Awards in Los Angeles.

The transition from celebutante to athlete can be somewhat challenging, but Paris seems to have slinked into the role with ease. Perhaps it's the assortment of sparkly, clingy, asymmetric outfits, gallons of hair spray, preponderance of body glitter and the emphasis on physical flexibility that has enabled Hilton to thrive in her new profession?

Anyway! We're lucky to have snapped this sneak peek at her uniform for her new routine, "Ice Queen of the Double Rings." Just hope she can stick a straight dismount in those shoes!

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First, digest the fact that Gossip girl Taylor Momsen attended the New York premiere of The Stepfather in this '80s goth-rocker number. Then remember that she was born in 1993.

It's difficult to get past the fact that this chick was only 10 when things like Kid Rock and energy drinks were becoming popular.

So sure, TayMo could be scuttling around Hollywood in low-rise jeans and tube tops, but somehow this Madonna-circa-1986 look—with the lace, the leather, and the glimmering cross—is what feels tacky, you know?

Like, wash off some of that banshee liner, girl! Before you know it you'll be 30 and sad you never embraced the exciting trends of the Millennial Era.

So slap on some Uggs and a cutoff skirt or something! If you're going to dress poorly, at least do it in this decade.

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Psst! Suri. Hey, girl. Now, generally you shouldn't talk to strangers, but we're uniformed officers of the law—the fashion law—so it's totes cool.

And we're going to bring some real talk here: Your parents are downgrading your style.

Clearly, you know how to work a look—is that your side-swept continental haircut and cashmere blankie? HOT! But Tom and Katie in their synced-up plaids look like they're ready to slurp unpasteurized milk after a long day slaughtering chickens.

Also, girl, you read the tabloids, you know that folks already look at y'all Cruises a little funny—NOT BEING JUDGY! But maybe avoid the matching outfits? Just watching out for you, Suri.

See you on Rodeo, sistah!

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Hey Jessica Alba, some have critiqued your inability to choose a decent script. Looks like you're having similar problems picking a decent outfit for Los Angeles living. Here are some helpful rules that can apply to both your cinematic craft and casual couture.

1.  Don't make it too complicated. No need to go for a layered performance. Just stick to your strongest assets. You don't have to wear four pairs of socks nor do you need to dabble in "dialogue heavy" roles.
2.  Understand exposure. It can be tricky—much like the waistline of your goofy shorts. Keep a lower profile.
3. In general, stay away from flashy diaper bags and Dane Cook movies as both are filled with…well, you get it!

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It's a proud day here at the Fashion Police Academy. Today we are recognizing the profound fashion contribution Camilla Belle has made to a Louis Vuitton runway show in Paris.

Camilla, though a younger cadet sometimes prone to falling in with the torn-jeans-and-skate-shoes set, showed up to the event in a sexy but tasteful vintage-inspired combo. Her beautiful creamy blouse, bubble-gum colored skirt hemmed at the appropriate length and ribbon-tied shoes all make her look effortlessly classy.

We'll throw our full weight behind any starlet with the courage to forgo the sideboob shirt and ankle-boot look—and embrace sophisticated couture. Camilla, today we applaud you!

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What you want from us, Lindsay Lohan?

You want us to punish you for wearing some Minnie Mouse nonsense to a Paris book-launch party for fashion photog Mario Testino?

Do you want us to make fun of the crushed-velvet cape that looks like the skin from a Muppet? And you want to be ridiculed for the Betty Boop flapper prop wrapped around your forehead? Or is it the glittery miniskirt you want us to rage against? Or your clunky platform clogs?

No, Lohan.

You are a glutton for punishment, and we will simply not indulge you anymore. Plus, hating on Lindsay is so 2007.

We love that purse, LiLo. It's classy and modern and doesn't have a small dog in it. Refine in '09, baby!

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Jessica!

SNAP. OUT. OF. IT.

Look, break ups are hard on all of us—especially those of us who had our first nuptial tryst televised, then went dated a mega-famous athlete. But none of that can explain this outfit you wore to the Operation Smile gala in Beverly Hills.

Is it a Sears make-up counter uniform? Are you a mortuary accountant now? Why do your pants start at your ribcage and end on the floor? Couldn't you have at least thrown a belt on that thing to break up the horror?

It's time to buck up, girl! We know there's a plucky sex kitten in there, just trying to claw its way out of that onsie of sadness. UNLEASH THE BEAST, JESS!

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Hey, Janet Jackson, we are feeling your biz-casual getup for the Giorgio Armani fashion show in Milan. We endorse your use of the sandy browns and prep school argyle. We do. 

But what's up with the elephant pants? You are way too fierce to be going to a runway show looking like a 1972 substitute teacher draped in unhemmed slacks!

If you're going the route of Executive Janet—instead of the Chesty Leather-Clad Tigress Janet—may we suggest a fitted pencil skirt to compliment your professionally patterned sweater vest? Or perhaps some hip huggers that don't drag on floor?

You can cover it up (sorry FCC!), but don't slum it down, girl!

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Sit down for a second, Ashley Tisdale, and listen up. There comes a time in a young celebrity's life when she has to make tough choices, and at the Fame premiere in L.A. last night, you made the wrong one.

A skimpy, Pepto pink jumper with superstrappy black heels? Oh girl, it's weirdly sporty—there's too much skin and not enough glamour. You're walking the red carpet, not doing laps!

Hey, don't cry—you'll get past this, Tiz!

Every Disney starlet goes through an awkward phase, where they try to shed their middle school pedal pushers and slink into a sexier, more adult look—just don't be like Vanessa and take pictures in between!

Our advice: Crank up the glitter a little bit and stay out of the Juniors sporting section, 'K?

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Ah! Looks like being in Paris for the Par Coeur Gala inspired Eva Longoria Parker to dress like a glamorous TV star. But there is such a fine line between looking like a fashion-forward actress and an attention-starved beauty-pageant stage mom.

Eva might not know where that line is, so let's start here: Would your mother look sexy in a grape satin scrunch and a bejeweled belt wrapped around her waist?

Yes? Great, then don't wear that.

There are so many ways to project youth and class—without looking gaudy—and we know you know, and we've seen you do it!

So also remember, hiking your cleavage up to your chest isn't youthful, it's old hat. Sorry Evs, just being real! (That's what the kids say—truth bomb!)

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Nearly 5,000 fans rose to their feet when Nicolas Cage, National Treasure star and Disney cash cow, took the stage at the first annual Disney Fan Expo. Cage was promoting his new fantasy-comedy, The Sorcerer's Apprentice, loosely based on the groundbreaking Disney flick, Fantasia.

He told the crowd,  "A day like September 11th kind of puts into focus everything that I want to accomplish…I make films for the children. When times get tough it is increasingly important that we put a smile on faces all over world and entertain the entire family and I think that's what the Sorcerer's Apprentice was all about."

Names from the top of the A-list—John Travolta, Johnny Depp, Miley Cyrus, Tim Burton—joined Cage to stump for their newest Disney projects. We got sneak peeks of trailers, behind-the-scenes footage and news about movies like Pirates of the Caribbean and Prince of Persia.

Here's a rundown (with links) of the juiciest parts of the day:

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Oh no! Are Disney fans turning on Miley Cyrus? Today in the 5,000-person exhibition hall at the Anaheim Convention Center, she received a less than warm reception from attendees of the D23 Expo for fans and press.

Appearing in teensy shorts and tall boots, Miley performed the Hannah Montana song "The Climb" and talked up her new movie, The Last Song, which comes out in January.

The flick was written by novelist Nicholas "The Notebook" Sparks—with the lead role tailored specifically for Miley. "I just got the book today!" she squealed to the audience of about 5,000 big-time Disney fans.

Now, no one booed the tween offstage or anything, but here's how we saw it...

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