Happy New Moon weekend, everyone! We gotta hand it to Rob, Kristen and Taylor, they all worked so hard over the past month to promote their little vampire movie, which culminated last night in a three-way (pre-taped) interview on Jimmy Kimmel Live. Now they can all go back to their normal lives. For Taylor that means pumping iron and practicing back flips all day, while Rob and Kristen lurk around the shadows of Chateau Marmont.

But before we say goodbye to the gang until they resurface for Eclipse this summer, we thought we'd put together our favorite moments from the past week's talk show appearances. (And there were a lot of them—Ellen, Conan, Leno, Letterman, Jimmy Fallon, Today, Regis and Kelly.)

Usually they’re met with the same questions: Did you ever expect this to be so big? How is this movie different from the last? OMG, fans are so crazy, right? They scream so much! How did you bulk up to play Jacob Black? Are you dating Kristen? What do you think of your Barbie? Will you throw this football? (Both Taylor and Kristen had to do that, btw.)

Still, there were some fun moments to be had and we've compiled them all right here just in case you fell asleep while Taylor talked about his workout regime for the 13th time.

Let's see what we got:

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• Look! A movie where Robert Pattinson doesn't play a vampire but instead a lost guy going through a quarterlife crisis who finds his happiness through a quirky girl who eats her dessert first! OMG! Ahhh! Hmmm, this Remember Me movie is a lot harder to get excited about than those Twilight ones. We tried though.

• Ever wanted that dead-in-the-eye, bland Hollywood starlet look? Well, Lauren Conrad is releasing a style book to help you achieve just that. It will undoubtedly sell lots of copies, and we will be sad about that.

• Videos of Lady Gaga when she still went by the name Stefani Germanotta are always so fascinating.

• The New York Times Magazine decided not to print Megan Fox's crotch shots in its profile of the actress 'cause it's classy like that (leave that stuff to Rolling Stone), but they still made it to the Internet anyway!

• Now for an update on Amy Winehouse's fake breasts from, you guessed it, her father: She "had a little leaky something or other" and they "looked wonky." Everything about that is gross.

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Today our favorite billy goat, Brad Pitt, makes a Big Pic appearance and he's looking...cool? Is that what we should call him?

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Robert Downey Jr. is on the cover of Entertainment Weekly to promote his upcoming movie, Sherlock Holmes ("Holmes for the Holiday!"), and he admits he's torn between having a life and acting.

On one hand, he wants to hang out with his wife and go see movies:

"I have no set plans for my future," Downey says. "I've never had it this good—this is my day in the sun—and I certainly don’t want to look a gift horse in the molars. But Susan [Downey, his wife] and I want to begin to be in our lives as much as we are in our jobs." 

But on the other hand, he's, like, really good at acting and doesn't want to deprive the world of his greatness:

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• The View ladies laughed uncomfortably at an awkward rape joke made by Modern Family's Sofia Vergara. It's the most uncomfortable 22 seconds of TV we've seen in a while, and this letter sums up everything they need to hear.

• Carmen Electra worked really hard making this (NSFW) naked tape, and she'd really appreciated if you could take three minutes out of your day to watch it.

• Just so you know, this is your Sexiest Man Alive. Thought we'd keep you updated.

• Looks like Kirstie Alley hates Conan O'Brien more than our own Mr. Josh, which is comforting to know.

• Everyone have an extra shot of barley milk tonight in honor of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' third anniversary.

• It's possible that Rihanna has found a new boyfriend. That's very interesting news but really we're more intrigued by the fanny pack she wore out last night.

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Is Zac Efron looking dreamier than usual in our Big Pic, or is it just us?

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Gerard Butler paid tribute to Michael Jackson yesterday by dangling a fake baby out the window of his London hotel room. Aw, remember when M.J. did that with a real baby in Berlin? Memories...

Anyway, Gerry's fake baby is actually a plant wrapped in a towel, and he looks a little too pleased with himself. You can just tell he's high-fiving himself in his head for coming up with such an epically funny stunt that's actually pretty lame. And that is what we find amusing.

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Want more famous families besides Gerry and his plant babies? Check out our Famous Families gallery.

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We're concerned about Leighton Meester. We've always loved her as Gossip Girl's resident queen bee, Blair Waldorf, which makes it difficult for us to accept her as a pop star. But we know how it works with these actresses: If it's not a record deal, it'll be a clothing line or jewelry designing or perfume. So if Leighton wants to sing, fine. (Plus "Somebody to Love" is cheeky fun.)

What concerns us, though, is Leighton's attempt at a sexy image makeover to go along with the pop career. There was the "Somebody to Love" music video where she looked like she was trying way too hard to bring the sexy. And this photo (left) from December's GQ is more uncomfortable than titillating.

She showed more poor decision-making skills at last night's American Eagle flagship store opening in New York City. The evidence:

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Ooof. Easy on the clown makeup. No one should wear that much pale powder along with red lips and smoky eyes—makes us wonder if this is Lady Gaga's fault. On the bright side, it detracts from the shapeless, low-cut leather minidress!

Unfortunately, this wasn't her only look of the night. It got even worse:

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• Angelina Jolie looks all kinds of evil and fierce and hot on the Salt poster.

• Awww, look at poor Nikki Reed trying to get some attention at the New Moon premiere by wearing a ring on her engagement finger.

• Everyone loves a good Lindsay Lohan temper tantrum over not getting enough free swag, right?

• Of course Taylor Swift is creating greeting cards now. She already has a couple albums full of sappy lyrics, might as well put them to use.

• The signs at last night's New Moon premiere were probably the most awesome thing to come out of it.

• Oh look, Kirsten Dunst is still around looking uncomfortable on the covers of magazines like Allure. Does she still do movies?

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Katie Holmes is looking nice and normal in today's Big Pic, it's like she's still Joey Potter.

Today brings more Lady Gaga in a music video. This time, it's for what was supposed to be an epic duet between Beyoncé and Gaga for "Video Phone."

Now, because Gaga is just a guest in B's world, she has to tone down the crazy, which gives us a glimpse at what she would look like if she were just a normal pop star: No over-the-top costumes, silly makeup or razor sunglasses—just a good old wind machine, long perfect blond weave and leotard. Pretty underwhelming.

But this is really Beyoncé's music video, so let's not forget about her. While the song is not "Single Ladies" catchy, that doesn't stop B from bringing the fierce, even when it means ripping off Rihanna's style at the beginning or Bettie Page in the middle. And she does look cute all '40s pinup style, so no complaints here.

But wait, there's more. Beyoncé returns the favor, singing/rapping on Gaga's upcoming EP, The Fame Monster, on a track that is also phone related: "Telephone." (Check it out after the jump.) It'll be interesting to see if Beyoncé will go all Gaga should they do a music video and if it would look as awkward as Lady Gaga looks in "Video Phone" (or in last night's Gossip Girl appearance).

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Everyone wants Blake Lively's hair. The New York Times is saying it's the new Rachel or Farrah. (Kate Gosselin would probably beg to disagree.)

The NYT then spends a whole article discussing the Gossip Girl star's hair and includes all kinds of weird quotes like, "It's aspirational hair. [Clients] don't just want the hair, they want the life." Or "the look only works for tall, slim women" and "kind of transcends" age. 

It's a lot of analysis for a hairstyle, and we gotta say, most of the time we see Blake out she's actually rocking the unbrushed, messy look (as seen above, right). Even when it's all nice with a fresh blowout, it doesn't look that iconic. Not even close to Rachel status.

What do you think? Are you going to request The Blake on your next salon visit?

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Examine more of Blake Lively's hairdos (or don'ts) in her Fashion Spotlight gallery.

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Megan Fox is in trouble—no one wants to pay to see her act, especially women. This weekend's New York Times Magazine follows our favorite crazy-quote spewing actress and her handlers as they try to figure out why this is.

Lynn Hirschberg's profile is an interesting look at how the Transformer's actress manipulated the media (similar to one Ms. Angelina Jolie), skyrocketed to fame and is now sorta stuck.

"She created a rebellious, frankly sexual persona and talked her way into the limelight," Hirschberg writes. But that persona doesn't translate into ticket sales so her people are trying to "change the dialogue about Fox from the out-of-control sex bomb to the Fox they know, who is a homebody with a longtime boyfriend and a fondness for spending Saturday nights at Red Lobster, where she likes the cheese biscuits."

Or as Megan sums up her main problem:

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• If Kim Kardashian didn't have her glam squad and all day to groom herself, she might look like the above photo. You can thank E!'s own show Secret Celebrity for giving you a glimpse into an alternate universe.

• It's highly possible you're on Robert Pattinson overload right now, but if you don't believe such a thing could ever exist, Vanity Fair released more outtakes.

• Today, in Michael Lohan's quest to help destroy Lindsay, he releases a tape of Dina talking about their daughter cutting herself. There just aren’t enough ughs for this guy.

 • A behind-the-scenes look at Lady Gaga's epic "Bad Romance" music video? Yes, please!

• This is for Veteran's Day.

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Is that a horse's ass in our Big Pic? Yes, yes it is.

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It's just one of those weeks in gossip. The Gosselins are behaving themselves relatively well and the Robsten holding hands thing came out too late for tabloid covers. Good thing there's always Angelina Jolie to fall back on.

This week she's apparently a lying, cheating phony who's playing mind games with Jen and adopting a seventh child. Yay, it's just like old times, with no Gosselin in sight! Sure, Levi Johnston's still making cover appearances, but that's fine.

Now, let’s get to it and see what's going on with our favorite tabloid queen...

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