Morning Piss: The Member No One’s Mentioning

Lindsay Lohan AP Photo/Evan Agostini

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson's breakup really is getting to hysterical proportions.

First up, it's their 256th bustup. Second, all this talk about their families not getting along is such old news. They've never gotten along! Hello!

Bury the friggin' lead, why don't you? Which happens to be that Lindsay still likes the guys once in a while. Sammy doesn't. Never did. Never will.

That's what all the fuss is about. And it really is the 800-pound penis in the room that nobody seems to want to talk about, including Lindsay's rep, when we first called for comment on this bisexual sitch. Instead, what we get is drama to the nines about locked doors, barred parties and pathetic interventions from friends to both babes.

Hell, what Lindsay needs perhaps even more than a chemical 12-step call would be one from her shrink, 'cause as long as Ms. L's flitting back and forth 'tween the sexes, we may have one helluva good time in the blolumns and blogs coming, but Lohan can only count on a truly hellish ride.

Sorta like the one she's on right now.

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