Bitch-Back! Pattinson's Pals Attack!
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Dear Ted:
Wow, you are obviously drunk when you talk about Robert Pattinson, or you just make things up because you know tons of people will check anything out dealing with Rob, Kristen, Taylor or anyone from the Twilight saga. Please only write a story if you're going to talk about how gorgeous this man is!
—Olaya
Dear Twi-fight:
My idea of gorgeous includes being well-bathed on occasion. And Robbie's got tons of stories to tell, believe me.
Dear Ted:
Maybe Jennifer Aniston ought to take a page from Salma Hayek's book and find herself a wealthy, older businessman outside the entertainment biz. Someone like Salma's hubby, who will indulge her career ambitions while maintaining his own life, give her that baby she always claims to want and also let her do her yoga/Cabo/Courteney stuff without interference. 'Cause nothing else seems to work out for her.
—RainsMom
Dear Hayek How-To:
Almost didn't work out for Salma, either—she and her French hubby briefly broke off their engagement before eloping. But otherwise, we've been agreeing with you for ages!
Dear Ted:
Has Will Smith ever been the subject of a Blind Vice?
—Colette
Dear I, Gossip:
Does he talk about sex too much on the red carpet?
Dear Ted:
You must feel so proud that your career is to spread rumors. Way to go! You must feel like you're making such a difference in this world. I can't believe you can be so gullible as to believe things from "a source,"no less relay this "information" to the public to make a living. You make me sad.
—dejpau3825
Dear Friend of Rob:
Give a rest, already. Mr. Pattinson chose to go into a public biz, darling, don't forget.
Dear Ted:
I know you love Jen Aniston, but she is not of the caliber of Angelina no matter how much you trash Jolie. Look who Jenny took to the Oscars pretending to be in love. Sad, because I will show up alone and stand proud of being single than rather lie with an immature boy who's playing her.
—ornetari
Dear Misinformed:
Who says I love Jen Aniston? I give equal bitching to both those media-savvy babes.
Dear Ted:
Is Schlong Sleaze-Wad Bruce Willis? I just read he handpicked his new wife from a casting couch.
—caroconnelly
Dear Wondering Willis:
Oh, heavens no. Much hotter.
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