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Star magazine claims that Demi Moore loves to challenge Ashton Kutcher to sit-up contests.  She calls it an “Ab Off,” and apparently she thinks it’s a blast.  That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.  The only thing less fun than a sit-up is sticking your tongue in a blender, and the only thing you should challenge your lover to is naked thumb war.