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Tom Schwartz Learns Exactly How Not to Joke With Katie Maloney in This Vanderpump Rules Sneak Peek

Exclusive: Allow Schwartzy to teach you exactly how not to joke with Katie in this clip from the Bravo reality show's next episode

By Billy Nilles Dec 05, 2016 4:00 PMTags
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There are certain things you just don't joke about while in the midst of planning your wedding. That's a lesson Tom Schwartz learns the hard way on the next episode of Vanderpump Rules

In this sneak peek of Monday's episode, exclusive to E! News, what begins as a fun test drive with Katie Maloney behind the wheel of a very sexy white Porsche convertible and Schwartzy riding shotgun quickly sours when the lovable goof puts his foot in his mouth and immediately faces the wrath of Tequila Katie (except, you know, minus the tequila).

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"God, I just had a realization," he tells his soon-to-be bride. "If we don't have a wedding, we can get a Porsche." Oh, Schwartzy. Probably not the best joke to make after the bomb he dropped last week revealing the visits to his therapist over his last-minute concerns about marrying Katie considering her frequent trips to "the dark side."

"You don't even joke about not having a wedding to a girl three months away from her own wedding," Katie chastises in an interview. "It's rude and it's low and it's just straight mean."

Although, if you want to see low, wait until you hear the blow Katie lands on her man as she puts an end to the ensuing fight by simply storming off. Press play on the video above to check it out.

Elsewhere in the episode, Tom Sandoval takes Ariana Madix on a date, only to learn that he wants marriage and kids more than she does. Also, Scheana Shay learns a new rumor about Lala Kent, while Lala does her one better by learning two about recently fired James Kennedy. And, as she tends to do, boss lady Lisa Vanderpump gives Katie some much-needed advice about mending her relationship.

Vanderpump Rules airs Mondays at 9 p.m. on Bravo.

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